Doctor Woof MD

This is Doctor Woof. He was working on his doctorate when he decided to try some experimental surgery on his leg. The surgery went horribly wrong and gave him AWESOME leg powers. Or whatever... So, using his new found leg powers he gave up his dreams of being the worlds best doctor and instead played professional baseball. He just couldn't deny the world his baseball playing prowess. He's very complicated and tortured because of this... Hes very deep.

... This is joke character sheet for my friends zombie apocalypse RPG thingy. Clearly I have the best character.